i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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