i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Randomize
