Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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