so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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