Sponge bath it is.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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