So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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