fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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