3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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