Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize
