me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Who died my cat blue again?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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