No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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