billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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