Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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