Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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