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I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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