i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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