I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My vagina is officially offended.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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