How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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