he shaved USA in his pubs
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
