If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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