how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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