So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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