I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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