Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Randomize
