I can tuck mytits in my pants
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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