If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Do vagina's smell?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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