I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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