wakey wakey hands off snakey
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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