I want to stick my p in your. b.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
3pm strippers are depressing
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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