I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Randomize
