You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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