Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
handjob tips. give me some.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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