It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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