goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
