Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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