a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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