My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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