Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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