I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
