We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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