people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
This is the high leading the old right now
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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