When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Randomize
