ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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