Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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