i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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