i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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