why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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