Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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