Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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