I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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