oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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