I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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