Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
This house was built for laser tag.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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