new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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