that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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