no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
